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I have totally just gotten out of the cell by persuading one of the guards to come in and take off all his clothes in order to "keep me company". I have also had to check that my curtains were closed (in real life) as I have no desire to explain to the neighbours why I am playing a game involving three men in minimalist loincloths hitting each other.